Brock Lesnar Returns And DESTROYS Oba Femi?!

BROCK LESNAR IS BACK… and WWE may never be the same again. Just when everyone thought Brock Lesnar was officially retired after losing to Oba Femi at WrestleMania, The Beast shocked the world with one of the craziest surprise returns in recent WWE history. The crowd absolutely LOST IT as Brock returned out of nowhere and completely destroyed Oba Femi in a brutal attack that nobody saw coming. This felt like the biggest jaw-dropping WWE moment since John Cena shocked fans with his heel turn.

But that wasn’t the only chaos tonight. Roman Reigns and The Usos sent a message to Jacob Fatu with a savage triple-team beatdown that could completely change the Bloodline story moving forward. Roman looks more dangerous than ever, and the family drama just hit another level. WWE is stacking huge moments every single week right now, and tonight proved absolutely nobody is safe.

On top of that, Ethan Page delivered an incredible promo that reminded everyone why he’s one of the best talkers in wrestling today. Between Brock Lesnar’s shocking return, the Bloodline civil war exploding again, and Ethan Page stealing the mic, this episode was INSANE from start to finish. Drop your reactions in the comments and tell me: was Brock Lesnar’s return the biggest WWE shock moment of the year?

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Transcript

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Well, I got worked. I got worked because I thought Brock Lesnar actually retired at WrestleMania. I thought he called an audible and was just like, nah, I don't wanna I don't wanna retire to Gunther at SummerSlam, so I'll just go out on my sword tonight at Mania. But no, no, a cup of coffee later, and he's attacking old Bufemi on Raw tonight. Holy crap. Did not see this coming. This is probably the most surprising thing that has happened since John Cena's turned heel. Honestly, honestly, now is this a good thing? Is it a bad thing? I ultimately I think it's a bad thing because that was such an all-time retirement at WrestleMania. But I should have known better. Brock doesn't care about storylines and stuff. I'm not saying that Brock doesn't love professional wrestling, but I am saying Brock loves money more. And I should have known. I should have known he got me. He got me. WWE, you got me. But you know what? That's what wrestling is. Wrestling should try to work us. So on some levels, I'm happy. I'm happy that I got worked. Though I I'm not a big Brock Lesnar fan, so I kind of I kind of wouldn't have minded if he would have stayed out of retirement. But yeah, tonight, tonight, when he attacked Oba Femi, the lights were still down. We were for an open challenge for Oba Femi, you know, and I'm like, who's it gonna be? We already determined last week that nobody wants to fight the guy. So this week the lights are down and he's attacked from behind. I was like, oh, cool, that's smart. Attack Oba Femi because he's so dominant, and then the bell can ring, and then we can get on with another squash match. But no, the beatdown just continued. The lights came on, and Brock Lesnar was so not a thought in my head that he could be the one attacking Oba Femi that the lights came on, and there was like a second or two where I was just like, who is this guy? It looks like Brock Lesnar, but it can't be Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar retired in one of the best retirement matches of all time at WrestleMania. And then I was like, oh my god, holy cow, holy cow. What do you boys? What do you girls think? Was this good? Because he destroyed Oba Phoebe. He absolutely murdered him. I think it was like four F5s, but I'll be honest with you, I I kind of like, I kind of like was just so in shock that all I could say was, oh my god, oh my god. I think that was all that I said at one point. I'm like, I did a, I did a uh, I'm yelling at the I'm yelling at my TV screen. I did a tribute video to you, Brock. How could you? Shocking, shocking. And then come to find out, Brock is like, I'm gonna come out of retirement. Paul Heyman said he was retired, but he'll come out of retirement for a match at Clash in Italy. I can't believe they got they got Brock Lesnar to fly across across the Atlantic to go to Italy. I didn't like wow, like they must be paying them a lot of money. No wonder they had to do, they had to like ask every wrestler on the roster to cut their salary 50% because like hey Brock, we're gonna need you to have an eight-hour flight. Yeah, that that probably cost a lot of money. Man, howdy, like, and and I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to make fun of the wrestlers who got their budget cuts. I'm actually trying to make fun of TKO for being greedy. But like, yeah, what do you think about this? Now I don't even know. I'm gonna do a prediction video, but now this one, like, I don't know. Do they let do they let Brock win so they can so they can have a third match to see who's the better? Do they let Brock win so he can then go fight Gunther for the championship at SummerSlam in a championship versus retirement match? I don't know. I don't know. Oh man, why did they use the favor? Why did Gunther use his favor to if if we knew Brock was coming back? Like, oh man, this is like there's so many, so many like questions now. So many questions. We thought we had the answers, but they changed the questions on us, and he destroyed Oba Femi. Oba Femi like got murdered. Oba Femi in the lead up to WrestleMania always got the better of Brock. At WrestleMania got the better of Brock. This was like Brock Lesnar's Revenge. We're we're in the Emperor, the Empire Strikes Back part of the Star Wars trilogy right now with Oba and Brock. So yeah, just shocked. I think I need to process this some more, but like I'm still like, I still wish he would have stayed retired, but as a segment, as a segment happening in in the moment, like great stuff. Honestly, great stuff. I'm a big oba fan, but it was nice to see that Oba now has a Oba now has a mountain to climb. He really does. And so that puts Oba the defense for a change. And that's I I'm gonna be interested to see how how he how he rebounds next week. So, alright. Yeah, so here's a belt on my shoulder. Sorry, I don't have a segue. I am flabbergasted. Every one of my gas gasters are flabbered, and so I'll just do my belt giveaway. If you want to win it, all you gotta do, this belt right here, gonna give it away. All you gotta do is comment below and subscribe to the channel, and you can win this belt right here at 30,000 subscribers. I'm giving it away on my quest to quit my day job. People, it's not a toy, it's a replica. And uh, yeah, so so that happened. Plus, plus, we had Jacob Fatu. He's in the ring, he's calling out Roman, and Adam Pierce is like, we should have fired him, should have fired him, and and Jacob and Roman's like, Yeah, you can fire, you can do whatever you want, but I gotta, I gotta get a piece. I gotta get a piece. And so Jacob is in the ring, Jimmy comes out, Jay comes out, and Jimmy's like, dude, what are you doing? You're gonna end up back in jail. You're gonna end up back in jail. You you said this was all about your family. You're trying to do this, you're trying to do that, you're trying to level up, but but you are you are about to get fired, and then what? And then what, Jacob? And then what? And then Jacob looks like he's about to like, yeah, you're right. I need to join the family. I I should probably apologize. That's what it looks like he's thinking, mulling that over, and then Jay just attacks. Jay just attacks, and then and then all heck breaks loose. We we get the tongue and death grip on Jay, we beat him up some, then we beat up Jimmy, we get a steel chair to to to Jacob Fatu, but Jacob knows sells it. He beats up Jay some more. Roman comes out, they start fighting, but then Jacob gets the better of Roman. But then Jay Uso comes back, super kick, no effect, super kick, no effect. Or no, I think then, but then Roman gets him off, spear by Jay, and Jay's looking pretty good lately. Right hand man Jay is so much better than Yeet Jay. The crowd just wants to yeet too. It's hilarious because Jay Jay won't even yeet one time now. But yeah, so then then Jimmy gets back up, they do a 1D on on J Jacob Fatu, they put him in the ring ropes. You know how they used to do like they they they tie him up in the ring ropes, and then it's three on one. Like this was this was evil bloodline tactics, and they were doing it. Sorry if my my if I just went out of focus there because my TV's just turned off because they went to sleep. Uh one take one shot. By the way, this is my one take one shot review where I do it immediately following Raw. No cuts, no edits. But so yeah, they they totally healed it up on Jacob Fa too. They really were heals here, and people were cheering, people were cheering, and then when they get when they get back after the three-on-one attack, then Roman's like, yeah, you can go do whatever you want, I don't care. And Adam Pierce is about to fire him, but then Jacob is like tribal combat. And then Roman's like, I accept after after Jimmy and Jay are like, Dog, don't do it, dog, don't, don't, you don't need to do this, dog. And so, yeah, I guess tribal combat. And does that mean though? Because I know Jacob wasn't looking to be the tribal chief, but because he invoked tribal combat, I think he invoked it because he knew he had no other resort. He knew that if he didn't say something right then and there, that he was about to be fired. So I think he threw a hell Mary and said tribal combat. But the thing about tribal combat is that if you invoke it, like, you know, as tribal chief, you can't turn it down. You look you look weak. And but if you win, like Jacob would become would become the tribal chief, which was hilarious also because within like 30 minutes, they already had a video package. Like you probably should have saved the video package of tribal combat, which was obviously filmed beforehand. Like you probably should have saved it for SmackDown or something, but it was a cool package. So yeah, we might we might have a new tribal chief. Now, somebody who has a problem with this is actually LA Knight. Yeah, I did dig LA Knight's involvement tonight. There's plot holes in that he's just suddenly popped up again, and that Guther went over to SmackDown when yeah, I don't know. I don't know why, like, why did Guther go to SmackDown now use his favor if Rock is still in play? Anyways, I like that LA Knight is like the only guy with a memory, like he's the only one that remembers. He goes to the Usos, he's like, What are you guys doing? That was like that that's exactly what the vi the vision had been doing, and now you're doing it to the Usos, and Jimmy's like, not now, not now. And so LA Knight will like you just like uh we're gonna have work, we're gonna have problems. And then later, LA Knight will go to Seth Rollins. We'll talk more about Seth and his problems with the vision, but like Seth is gonna go out and fight the vision by himself, and and LA Knight's like, you know, there's a part of me that respects that you're gonna go out and get a get your butt whooped, but and someone needs to help you, otherwise, otherwise, you will not win this. And he's like, But I'm not that someone, I still don't like you, and then he just leaves. He just leaves. I like that. I like that LA Knight is not just like, well, the because he said the enemy of my enemy doesn't make you my friend. He did say that. So that was really cool on LA Knight part that he actually LA Knight is the only guy who lives within continuity, apparently. He's the only one that remembers things, and he's like, I don't want these things to repeat themselves. You're getting what you deserve. Now we just need to get him in actual storylines where he's in the ring feuding with people and not just backstage talking. Because, like, didn't he just win his match at WrestleMania? We've really done nothing with him. WrestleMania was literally like what 30 days ago at this point. Was it 30 days ago? When was WrestleMania? Because it's 518 right now. I think it was my five four to 18, but regardless, he's done nothing in the ring on TV. So I like his demeanor, but we could do more with him. Those were the really good things. Ethan Page actually also. Oh my god, Ethan Page. I love Ethan Page. Him and Trick Williams right now might be my favorite call-ups with Oba Femi. Like, it's hard for me to say, oh, like an Oba Femi, Oba Femi. I just don't like, I didn't like the open challenge, but now that he's with Brock Lesnar getting in a feud, it's like I'm like, yeah, Oba Femi, let's go again. I just like storylines. I like storylines and direction for characters and not just like placeholders. So now that Oba's in a storyline again, Oba like, yes, let's go, Oba. But uh, Ethan Page, he does a sit-down interview with Michael Cole, and he's like, here you go, Michael. You can have, here's some questions for you. And Michael's like, you know how long I've been doing this? And Ethan Page is like, Yeah, I'm surprised you're not more humble. I'm surprised you're not like, you know, there's still room for improvement. And then Michael Cole has to ask these questions that are like, Do you think it's fair that that Penta has to face somebody so so handsome, so this, so that? It it's really good. Go check out the Ethan Page interview with Mike. He called him Mike, Mike Cole. Go check out the Roman Jacob Fatou segment, and definitely the Oba Femi Brock Lesnar segment. And that was the great, that was just the amazing stuff on Raw last night. And then I like the LA Knight stuff. Other stuff that happened, we did have Finn Balor have a street fight with Dominic, with not Dominic, but with with JD McDonald, and he beats him. So again, what are we doing with with uh Finn Balor? Yesterday I did a video that was like these weird plot holes and stuff. It's like, why is why is Finn Balor still fighting the judgment day? There's no reason whatsoever, especially now that he's beaten JD twice, you know, it's like, oh, but he has to get back at Dom for failing, interfering in the match when Dom doesn't even have a title and he beat him as the demon at WrestleMania. So I I I don't get this. I mean it was a good match, and it was a cool coup d'rawl, coup coup de gall, I don't, whatever. On the you know, he does that stomp off the turnbuckle and and he's in a garbage can. Cool match, but it was it was kind of like it was weird though, because we just had a three-on-one attack against Jacob Fatou, right? Then we go into this like match where there's a lot of weapons and it's two-on-one. Then we'll have we'll have live and and judgment day do a three-on-two attack. We'll have a Texas tornado match with the uh it was six grandes, so it was just way too much involvement. The vision will will their numbers games will get involved, so it was just a very much a numbers game night on raw. Like Chat GPT was like, have like three people attack everybody, you know. Then we did have we did have Becky Lynch, the best in the world, and that's not just me, Santa, that's sports illustrated. She got into a confrontation with Sol Ruka. Sol Ruka, I think, is still finding her voice. I don't her her interview skills, I think she needs a little work on that, but the crowd does love her. She gets Becky to agree to a match at Saturday's main event. However, Becky's like, the title's not on the line. You've done nothing to earn it. And honestly, she hasn't. She's had two matches on the main roster and she's lost them both. So, like, Becky does have a point there if we're going K-fabe wise. So that's gonna happen. Becky Lynch did a great job at putting people over, though, as per usual. I love the nicknames she gives people, you know, Moody Maxine and stuff like that. Loser, Lyra. I'm not exactly sure if that was the name. And then what else? What else? Then we have Grande Seth. Seth challenges Braun. He chases he challenges anybody in the vision, right? I'll take it on anybody, I'll take on anybody. And then Braun Breaker's like, I want it to Paul Heyman. And Paul Heyman's like, no, we're gonna give it to Austin Theory. That way, you know exactly where Seth is. So basically, you know, you call the play, Braun, you will have you, it'll be a trap. It's basically a trap. And so that's what happens. Seth does try, he's trying to get the street profits to to get on board with them. Angelo Dawkins is like, yeah, I'll help you out. But uh Mattez Ford is like, no, dude, we shouldn't help him out. Basically, though, Seth will fight Austin Theory. They're trying so hard to get Austin Theory as a soon-to-be megastar. No, no, he just, I don't know. I don't know. I I I did like I liked uh selfie Austin Theory, but this Austin Theory just lost. It's not working, it's not working. But regardless, Seth beats him. They did bring up the fact that he used to, he used to be in a faction with him with the Monday Night Messiah way back in the day. So I was surprised they talked about that. So Seth and I think Seth wins. He wins because at one time Lowy Paul tried to get the nuts in, but then Seth got the nuts from him. Then he was gonna use it, but the ref took the nucks, and I don't know. One, two, three, Seth wins, but then the beatdown happens. Angelo Dawkins comes out to help. He's getting beat down, then Montez Ford comes out to help, but then he then then there's Braun Breaker. Basically, everyone beats up. Braun Breaker then beats up everybody. Adam Pierce comes and says, get out of here. And it's like Oba Femi beats up, beats up Adam Pierce. We have Jacob Fontou beats up Adam Pierce. All these people are beating up Adam Pierce, but Braun Breaker still won't do it. Like, have Braun Breaker punch him in the face. He needs to punch Adam Pierce in the face. Like, we need to get some of this aura back on him. Really, we really, really do. And then that's how we're gonna end raw tonight. Oh, there was a women's tag match also, where you have Roxanne Perez and Raquel Rodriguez versus Paige and And Bree Bella. The the the the champs win. This is where the beatdown happens. The weird thing is we just have Bailey and Lyra come out to save the champions. It's like, why? Why save the champions? Like at Saturday's main event, the champions are fighting, are fighting Lash Legend and Naya. So why did why did Bailey and Lyra come out here? Like, there was really no reason. They just came out there and was just like, hey, look at us. So, anyways, Raw wasn't perfect, but the Roman segment, the Oba segment, the the Ethan Page segment was just really, really good. I'm gonna like I'm gonna remember those. Like those are those are gonna be very memorable segments of all like for a long, long time. So I'm gonna give this Raw, I'll give it an eight. Oh, the grandes, too. The grandes things happen. They had some really cool, cool moves. There's like there was like triple suplexes, triple things, a lot of triple things, putting putting things in your in your head, all that stuff. So yeah, I'll give this an eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight chops on the chop ometer. Definitely go check out the uh the Brock Lesnar Oba Femi segment and the Ethan Page the Ethan Page interview. All right, boys, all right, girls. See ya bye.